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[Jul. 28th, 2006|06:09 pm] |
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we're in a youth hostel in grasmere, where there are big big mountains to climb and constant goat bleating for background noise. pretty absurd, don't y'know? it is a small town, like gravenhurst -- overridden with senior citizens, they must have the lowest crime rate ever.
when in rome, do as the romans. when in england you grow properly pompous.
although, i'm learning quite a bit about myself apparently -- i enjoy unchased shots of rum out of plastic bowls more than i ever thought i would.
my teacher called me brilliant yesterday.
don't let anyone lie to you, hostels are pretty ugly.
internet time expiring. |
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| word to oxford |
[Jul. 20th, 2006|04:52 pm] |
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Yeah, I'm in the famous university town of England now...I've got some quality stories.
Met a man named Juan who hooked us up with Amsterdam's finest, and a bit Columbias biggest export, (I obviously mean Bananas).
Anyhow, it's sweltering and nowhere is air conditioned so I'm sweating like a young Benet in a room full of pedophiles.
If that made any sense to you, congrats. |
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| foreign laptops, 20-inch rims with the chrome now |
[Jul. 16th, 2006|05:26 am] |
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i saw midnight shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, at the globe theatre and it was mediocre at best - the actors ranged between 'attrocious' to 'lacking conviction,' and antony's death was played as comedy - Billy S. would have gouged out some eyes with his quill.
&no, i'm not just bitter because we had to watch it standing for three hours.
the food in england tastes almost septic, luckily the beer is better. |
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| updates on the quest for the american dream |
[Feb. 25th, 2006|12:02 am] |
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I'm reporting live from the belly of the beast, on a courtesy computer at a New Jersey Hilton hotel - where the toilet-tops in the lobby lavatory are kept more anti-septic than my own home's kitchen counter.
It's boring, I've smoked all my butts, but bought Dramamine for the nights and No-Doze for the days.
Oh how I love this land of the free and land of convient pill purchasing at highway-side service stops.
My time is almost up. . .
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| check your ulcers and convulse to the pulse |
[Nov. 29th, 2005|08:22 pm] |
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| | they call it murder | ] |
"non-conformity" called while you were at the mall
with the angst of pale gangstas
in a minimum-waged teen-age rage of a turf war
with these persons plagiarised, gauged
on how well they brag while i gag
gawking at their du-rags
(the proverbial anglo suburban turban)
hey it might be catchy. but so was the plague
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[Apr. 30th, 2005|07:30 pm] |
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dear livejournal, i am leaving you for myspace.
& a girl tried to pick me up today at Turtle Jacks, i felt so hot.
Happy Birthday Rachelle |
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[Aug. 13th, 2004|06:31 pm] |
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